squirrelofwednesday:

i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

like look at these

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And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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sorry bro

anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

(Source: vimmuse)

copdoccubus:

punkshadowthief:

sparksel:

commandershepardofficial:

thefrillyqueer:

hayhtam:

things to consider:

  • lady assassins 
  • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS 

But also:

  • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins

lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life

Mrs and mrs smith

Staring Natalie Dormer

And Lucy Liu 

(Source: hayhtam)

thebraniganproject:

animemental1:

I still think Mitt Romney looks like Redd White from Ace Attorney.


Someone please take photoshop away from me.

thebraniganproject:

animemental1:

I still think Mitt Romney looks like Redd White from Ace Attorney.

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Someone please take photoshop away from me.

neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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(Source: zuqo)

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

(Source: successisnotanoption)

commander-mahariel:

You have my attention…

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.